Это просто один из любимых анекдотов. Кто бы майку такую привез?

SHIT HAPPENS

Taoism: Shit happens
Hare Krishna : Shit happens Rama Rama Ding Ding
Hinduism: This Shit hapened before
Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage
Zen: What is the sound of Shit happening?
Buddhism: When Shit happens, is it really Shit?
Confuscisim: Confuscious say "Shit happens"
7th Day Adventist: Shit only happens on Saturdays
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder
Cathlocism: If Shit happens I deserve it
Jehovahs Witnesses: *Knockknock* Shit happens
Unitarian: What is this Shit?
Mormon: Shit happens again and again and again
Judaism: WHY DOES SHIT ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?
Rastafarianism : Lets smoke this Shit.